Do's and Don't for Submitting

Prose 

1. Keep it PG-13
2. Swear words will be edited to euphemisms (i.e. SHOOT! DARN! FLIPPITY-FREAK!)
3. No 50 Shades of Grey please
4. Horror is cool
5. So is Sci-Fi
6. We do enjoy poems
7. And short stories, we really like those
8. Monologues and Essays are welcome
9. Social Commentary? Sure, just keep it respectable
10. There is freedom in writing, so express yourself the way you want, just try to refrain from getting any of us fired. 

Artwork 

1. No nudity
2. Or gore
3. Abstract is cool
4. We prefer things done in black and white seeing as the magazine will be printed in black and white
5. But color is cool too, just understand that it will be printed in black and white
6. We like photography, show off your skills. 
7. No selfies, please. 
8. If you're super awesome at photoshop or digital rendering, go for it, just no copyright
9. I repeat, NO COPYRIGHT
10. Artwork is the expression of the soul, so we understand that there may be some reluctance to hand over your brainchild, but we'll nurture it, take wonderfully high resolution photos of it, and then give it back to you, because it's yours: we're just borrowing it.